I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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