Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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