absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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