Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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