I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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I need water and some morals
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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