I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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