Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.