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• (435): View more from Utah

  oh god the rape fog is back!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions

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  you want 1 or 2 eggos?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.

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• (831): View more from California

  Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches

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• (914): View more from New York

  Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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• (925): View more from California

  I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids

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