fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?