This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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