....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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