So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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