just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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