do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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