just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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