i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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