Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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