At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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