oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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