Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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