you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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