Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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its like you know when i get waxed
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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