He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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