its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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