i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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