better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
