She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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