I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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