Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
