"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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