Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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