her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Mom said you looked used
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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