i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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