I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Couch. On fire.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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