Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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