I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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