dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
