I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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