Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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