I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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