Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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