I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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