the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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