Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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