You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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