can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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