Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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