I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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