Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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