escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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