We're facebook friends in real life
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She bit a glass in half.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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