Its about making memories worth repressing
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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