You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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