At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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