And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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