JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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